User blog:Gallibon the Destroyer/The Top 20 WORST GyaosKing485 RPs (Part 2)

Welcome to part 2, where if you've been following/reading, you already know what I'm talking about, so let's begin!

10) Explaining Your Vague, Boring Motivations
The title doesn't lie there. That's literally what I would call the RP, given it was exactly like that. Surprisingly enough, this RP wasn't technically done from GyaosKing as GyaosKing....rather it was done in his Godzillaz21 sockpuppet account, so it still counts for obvious reasons. Anyways, the RP was where some villai---errr, some "neutral" guys show up in some town in Russia and rig it to put some shield around it because I have no idea. So then Ultraman Mebius shows up to fight them, only for their leader to speak a really goddamn long and boring speech that nearly put me to sleep (as well as Krazar77 and several others.) But before it can go any further, Krazar then pulled out of the RP due to how freaking boring it was. As for the villains; why were they forcibly putting up a shield around some random Russian town? Why this place in particular? What purpose? Well, despite said villains (supposedly they were neutral but they were pretty much villains) making a ridiculously long boring speech; I don't believe it was truly explained as to what they were trying to do with the shield.

Perhaps the one good thing I can say that came out from this RP is that could make good sleep material in case you really need to go to sleep.

9) Any RP with the TV Skeletons
Okay, I'm kind of cheating on this one here, but I don't carethey were that bad. There isn't one single RP with that was good in the slightest and they all SUCKED. Their first appearance was painful enough with them popping up around the same time as Hell Forged and them spout unfunny dialogue and tried to takeover New York City (complete with such stupid lines like "PEOPLE OF THIS CITY, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY YOU ARE GETTING BUTTFUCKED BY SO MANY SKELETONS", "NOW LISTEN UP. I AM A SKELETON, AND I AM A VERY POWERFUL DUDE", "WELL CONGRATULATIONS LAWRENCE, YOUR NAME FUCKING SUCKS. WHO EVEN HAS THAT NAME THIS DAY AND AGE?", and "I SOMETIMES WONDER WHY, DURING ALL OF MY CONQUESTS, NOBODY EVER SHOWS UP TO STOP ME.") That last line is ironic, considering then the Golden Dust came in and chased them out of New York City. Unfortunately, they then showed up AGAIN a bunch of times (one day they appeared three times in a row!) and routinely did stupid shit such as trying to takeover cities by hijacking TVs and making them explode on people (having Big Bang Theory reruns be deadly---how topical....) or drink milk to become invincible. Seriously.

Apparently, they were supposed to be minor villains, but they ended up being pretty much exactly all of Gyaos's other villains and were so painfully unfunny they make KoDeibus look hilarious. Oh and the Skeleton leader was named "Scheletore". Subtle. Sometimes I think GyaosKing made them to intentionally piss people off and derail other people's RPs, but it's honestly hard to tell, given that he had plans for them to wage war on Earth and try to takeover the world. Oh GyaosKing, you overestimate yourself far too much. I would rank these guys higher, if it weren't for the fact that these guys listed next also exist.

8) "The Boss"
Now we've gotten into the more notorious parts of the list here with this entry who most might be familiar with by now as he's often considered to be one of GyaosKing's worst villains that anybody can remember; The Boss. Now before I begin, to elaborate on context as usual for those who aren't familiar with it; the PARP (Post Apocalyptic RP) was an RP that took place in post-apocatylptic setting and was an alternate universe in where all of the characters we recognize from WZRP were radically different, lacked any powers and non canon characters were allowed. The reactions to the PARP are pretty mixed, with many ranging to say it was terrible, to some stating that it had potential, but was poorly executed. I personally found it to be boring and a confusing mess, but as flawed as the PARP was, it didn't deserve what it got with this pathetic attempt for a boss villain. So now, we get to "The Boss" character himself. Supposedly, GyaosKing said that he and his group were supposed to be part of the PARP's setting and fit into the lore of it all, buuuuuuut they weren't really. For starters, The Boss had entire syndicates. Lots and lots of syndicates. And lots of soldiers with really high-tech weapons and heavily guarded bases and even tanks and trucks. Already this guy's presence alone contradicts heavily to the PARP, due to the fact that there would be no way this guy could have that much stuff on him.

"The Boss" was pretty much like any other GyaosKing villain, in which he had no character other than being evil and having a bunch of unexplained and poorly done powers and weapons (for instance, during his fight with PARP! Rilah, PARP! CM and PARP! FXM, he was seemingly about to be beaten when suddenly his arms turned into heavy gauntlets. Then after that, he gets some grenade weapons, then a flamethrower, then some blades, etc.) To make matters worse, he was INCREDIBLY OP, refusing to go down already and asspulling so many powers and weapons. And his RP went on for three hours (what's more aggitating is that getting to his base took a lot of time in itself, as sometimes Herokra would leave only for GyaosKing to come on or Herokra to come on and only for GyaosKing to leave, which went on for at least almost two weeks.) During the third hour of the fight, right as "The Boss" picked up some new giant sword weapon, only for PARP! Rilah just to blast him and destroy his base with some giant mana blast. It was very satisfying. Unfortunately, "The Boss" pretty much took up so much time and caused many people to lose interest in the PARP due to the complaints about it finally have reached it's peak and of course, "The Boss" ruined the RP for many. So in other words; "The Boss" killed off/ ruined a potentially good storyline.

There have been talks now that the PARP might come back, but with some changes to make it better of course. "The Boss" is so bad that Goldn has said that criminal villains (or any villains in general) can be allowed in the PARP still, just as long as their not like the "The Boss" in terms of power. To quote Thegoldnguy himself "It's almost like the new setting didn't fucking matter to him", which can be a very accurate description about The Boss and GyaosKing.

And speaking of three hour long fights...

7) 3 Hour Long Demon Fight
It would be a crime to not include this RP on here. Now there actually have been many RPs just as long as 3 hours or even longer and some can be really great and time can really fly when your having fun after all. However, that is not the case with this RP which was pretty much one of the most agonizingly long RPs I've ever had to sit through. How it all started was that GyaosKing wanted to introduce some new villain of his to demonstrate some idea he had. GyaosKing thought up of many, many, MANY ideas, all of which were stupid, unimaginitive or boring, but he usually (thankfully) didn't go with many, with the exception of two, one of which was the TV Skeletons and the other idea was this one. And this RP showed that why we should all be glad that Gyaos barely executed his ideas.

It all started out with what I thought was a group of gangsters, but it was actually one demon who could just do all of this. Geez, that's how generic this demon was; me and Tengen thought at several points that they were a group, but apparently that wasn't the case. So then I brought out Sailor Fighter and fighting ensues. Sort of. You see, the demon guy started to dodge. A lot. I basically ended up just having to use arm cannon to shoot at it over and over again for a bit, and then Tengen Toppa Lazengann came in with Kamen Rider Black, as he saw that I was having struggles and needed some help over here. So after generic demon edgelord insults both heroes ("Ant-Man"? What kind of insult is that?), we then fight for a while and he dodges and dodges and dodges. I'm not even exaggerating here, that's literally how the fight went. And during the first two hours, Kamen Rider Black used his finisher attack three times against the demon and Sailor Fighter used her Sailor Dynamite finisher against him twice! That demon should have been dead from the first finisher attack from Kamen Rider Black, but NOPE! But then finally we actually do manage to defeat him together and saved the townspeople.

But then the demon comes back out from his blood puddle and even more powerful. Somehow. And then he starts attacking again and I literally groaned at this point. Tengen noticed this and then told me to sit the rest of this one out because how stressed out I was getting from this RP and he said that he could handle him. So then I had Sailor Fighter evacuate the rest of citizens to get them to safety and then Tengen fought off the generic demon and then I sat out and watched the rest of it go. Let me tell you; even WATCHING IT was still a chore to go through because the demon wouldn't go down already, even though Kamen Rider Black was totally kicking his ass. I literally even went around and did some other stuff and he still wasn't going down already. So finally around the third hour mark, ShodaiGoro comes in with FoxMask and kills the demon under five minutes (IIRC, he pulled him out of the shadows and allowed Kamen Rider Black to beat him to a blood pulp, killing the boring demon.) Then the demon started going on some rant about how much humans suck or something as he was dying. What a pretentious fool. So the RP was only three hours but it felt like goddamn eight hours. Too damn long!

Flaredragon00's joke at Gyaos's expense towards the end of the RP was the best. Also I should note; Gyaos never even bothered to give the demon a name. Yeah, he goes out all of this way to make him super duper strong, but he never even gives him a name. I think it's likely he was just waiting for someone "important" to show up but that ended up not happening, but I don't really care. Besides, I have a good name for this demon since Gyaos won't make one for him: "Generic Demon Edgelord".

6) Creation of the Xenomorph Gojiran
Dear lord, this one was extremely cringey. I mean like, REALLY cringey. For some backstory; in summer of 2017, we had a lot of Xenomorph/Alien vs. Predator RPs going on. It started when me and DarthShiro19 started doing them and then Krazar77 joined in on it and then before you know it, everybody else did. It probably helps that Alien: Covenant was coming out soon. But of course, there's usually always got to be one party pooper in a party and that was GyaosKing485 himself. Now during our Xenomorph RPs, he for some reason really hated them and tried picking fights with the ones who used them; claiming that he was "the hunter". Yeaaaaaaaaaah, no. However, GyaosKing did use Xenomorphs (albeit super strong ones) and boasted about them, thus making him a power-hungry hypocrite. He did a lot of stupid crap such as trying to derail all of the Xenomorph RPs by putting in stupid jokes, immeadiately trying to make more super stronger Xenomorphs such as Kryptonian Xenomorphs, somehow manage to clone entire armies of Xenomorphs or an army of Xenomorph Gojirans or even have his chars go all guns and blazing and try to wipe them all out (only then to fail), but this one was really stupid.

So as Tengen and Gojiran were doing an RP, GyaosKing right away does his RP with these two dumbass scientists who earlier cloned an entire army of Xenomorphs and then they decided to just make a Xenomorph Gojiran. Literally right out of the blue like that. They don't even really bat an eye on if this is a good idea or not, they just do it. So then they decide that in order to do this they'll just have to get some Godzillasaurus DNA that's conviently nearby, extract it's DNA, then make it and rapidly speed up it's aging and then somehow make a large facehugger to then give to the Godzillasaurus and then we get the Xenomorph Gojiran. All of this done within a few minutes (in RP time it only took a few hours.) Where to start with this one...

First of all; Gyaos was strictly told not to make a Xenomorph Gojiran due to him deliberately starting an argument over chat about it (well, at least not an army of them anyways but still). Second, there is no way in hell those two dumbass scientists alone could have done all of that under a few hours. I don't care how smart they are---that CANNOT work! And they can't even really be that smart, BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY DECIDED TO MAKE SOME GIANT KILLING MACHINE FOR NO REASON. Third; how the hell would they know where any Godzillasaurus DNA would be at and where to find it? Fourth; how can one make an artificial facehugger that big? Fifth, WHY!?!. Ugh, these scientists make the scientists from Alien: Resurrection look competent and highly intelligent. Anyways, so then the stupid scientists lose all of their cloned Xenomorphs to the Xenomorph Gojiran because it's their leader now, I guess. The two scientists see this and actually don't even care their going to have thousands if not millions of people killed, they just watch and drink as the Xenomorphs attack some city. And then we never see them again. I like to think the dumbass scientists were then immeadiately caught and exposed and then later killed for their stupid and horrible crimes that fell right into the "Too Dumb To Live" territory.

The Xenomorph Gojiran and the Cloned Xenomorphs then start attacking some city, before then IguanaGoji shows up and challenges them. IguanaGoji then effortlessly destroys all of the cloned Xenomorphs and smacks around the Xenomorph Gojiran, sending it crashing into the waters...and then GyaosKing abruptly leaves, which left the RP never resolved as well. All things considered, wow, the Xenomorph Gojiran sure was taken out quickly despite what it was hyped up for. Talk about an Anti-Climax Boss. I suppose though that this is what happens when somebody who hates the source material of the franchise and then uses it only to take a piss on the franchise and fans of it as well. Man, I can't wait for MechaZero101 to use the Xenomorph Gojiran character idea right. You would think too that ever since Bionic Gyaos plot, GyaosKing would have learned a thing or two about stupid giant clones like this. But nope, this only proved that he didn't learn a thing. And speaking of Bionic Gyaos; let's take a look at our fifth topic now shall we?

5) Bionic Gyaos
Yeah, we all knew this one was coming. Bionic Gyaos (or at least his version anyways) is considered to be to GyaosKing what Nexus was to Ceoxal; in other words; a character who is amalagation of everything wrong with GyaosKing's characters. I might as well make this part just ranting about the entire "character" of Bionic Gyaos, because all of the RPs featuring this guy was just so....dumb. The process into making this character was dumb (as detailed above in the "Let's Kidnap Gomora" part). Being made up of Gyaos DNA, Virasian DNA, Zigran DNA, Ghidoran DNA and Gomorasaurus DNA, Bionic Gyaos was heavily hyped up to be a REALLY strong and nightmarish monster. So after Zanon's ship gets wrecked, Bionic Gyaos then emerges at the last part of the Zanon RP, and thus began the Bionic Gyaos RP, which was pretty short-lived. There is a very good reason for that, as it quickly became clear that despite all talk, Bionic Gyaos was not fit to be final boss....ever.

Right off the bat; Bionic Gyaos's true first appearance was where he somehow manages to lure in a Meesmoth character to fight (specifically Century Keizer-Ghidorah) against him to test his might....right away things began to fall apart here. For starters; why is Bionic Gyaos still in Zanon's wrecked ship still even though the last RP had him escape it? How could he even manage to lure a kaiju in there? And a kaiju like Century Keizer-Ghidorah for that matter? But anyways onto the RP; right away as Century Keizer-Ghidorah began fighting, Bionic Gyaos began to dodge pretty much all of his attacks, however he was allowed to do some attacks agianst Meesmoth. In other words; he was godmodding against Meesmoth. Meesmoth. He had to godmodd....against Meesmoth. Wow that is pathetically sad. Almost as sad as using some really weak Pokemon in a trolling RP but then say that it was a major victory and still act like it counts as a major victooh wait, somebody did that once too. Eh, that trolling RP was dumb as fuck anyways too. But were not here to talk about THAT one right now. So anyways, GyaosKing basically got to do everything he wanted here and spammed the *The attack is dodged* over and over and over and over to the point I got so sick of watching it and then decided to join the RP....only then for Gyaos to say that I couldn't join the RP due to it taking place in Zanon's wrecked ship.

That only raises more questions. So I repeat; somehow Bionic Gyaos went back into the ship he broke out of and somehow managed to lure a kaiju in there too which itself is bad enough, but apparently inside Zanon's ship were also buildings, grass, trees, water, electrical poles and dirt; ugh, what does he take me for? An idiot? It's clear to me that the RP was just done so that Gyaos could get back at Meesmoth because he kept losing to him and apparently the only way he could beat him was to godmod. I repeat, wow that is pathetically sad. So anyways, after some more waste of time goes by, Century Keizer-Ghidorah having had enough of Bionic Gyaos then charges up his ultimate beam attack (which also had Bionic Gyaos kept attacking him during it) and then Century Keizer-Ghidorah then blasted it RIGHT directly into Bionic Gyaos and destroyed EVERYTHING in Zanon's ship and the ship itself and caused a massive explosion....and Bionic Gyaos survived it all somehow, just by dodging.

DODGING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. Besides, given that Bionic Gyaos is immobile, HOW could he even dodge that quickly anyways? Anyways, so then Bionic Gyaos attempts to tear off Century Keizer-Ghidorah's right head, to which Meesmoth then called the quits and then pulled out of the RP, because even he knew it was bull. So that basically meant that the fight never happened. But GyaosKing still considered it a victory. Yeah, to him, beating up a Meesmoth character (one that he had godmod against in order to beat no less) was a major win there. What. A. Moron. Gyaos also stated that he was going to have some more solo RPs showing how strong Bionic Gyaos was, but for some reason those never happened. Instead, the next RP Bionic Gyaos appears in is also his death.

So then we get some Gyaos's attacking, along with some nobody kaiju known as MachigaiGoji and Bionic Gyaos attacking, so then Gamera, IguanaGoji, Gipsy Danger, Gildefrum (this is really ironic), Kamen Rider Gills, and Neo Baragon all fighting them. MachigaiGoji then just drops out and the Gyaos get all slain within the first few minutes because apparently their all just cannonfodder according to GyaosKing. Bionic Gyaos then gets to fight all of them and boy was it unimpressive. Literally, all he did was spam beams and thrash tentacles around. This would be like MIW but if the final boss was Trahir. Yeah, it's THAT bad. So then Bionic Gyaos dies by getting blown up and his head is sent flying and then used as a volleyball by the heroes (by far the best part) in this, before then Kamen Rider Gills kicks his head into the ocean. Bionic Gyaos was actually supposed to return, but that ended up not happening due to he was so obviously dead and because of Gyao's piss poor attitude. But the most insulting part was that Gyaos actually believed that Bionic Gyaos should be far stronger than IguanaGoji because of the DNA he was made up of.

Do I even need to state as to why that's a load of bull? Seriously, DNA does not make you stronger, experience does. That's why IguanaGoji is so good at fighting. That and there's the fact that IguanaGoji killed off Bionic Gyaos along with the other heroes, soooo....Overall; GyaosKing's Bionic Gyaos was utter shit. Not helped either that he has nothing to do with his source material either. I strongly look forward to seeing Krazar's take on Bionic Gyaos; who already I consider to be the true Bionic Gyaos.

You know, I just realized; for somebody who calls themself "GyaosKing", ironically enough, he used Gyaos's as pathetically weak cannonfodder. How ironic that everybody does a better job at using them than him.

4) New York City Takeover/Rise of the DKR Ripoffs
I couldn't decide of what to call this one, so I went with both. :P But anyways, now here we get to what's easily one of the worst GyaosKing plots and it just so happens to be a sequel plot to another bad RP (which I'm getting to here soon) and was one of the most infuriating RPs I've ever seen. The only good thing about this RP was the fact that it was the point that people stopped "defending" Gyaos and turned on him. So at this point in time, after the failure of the Detroit RP, GyaosKing then tried to takeover New York City with his generic alien thugs and some supposedly smart villain named Czall (which sounds like a name somebody made up on the spot) to get revenge on FoxMask. And what's the plan? Well by ripping off The Dark Knight Rises. No really, that's what it was; all they did was just ripoff plot points from the Dark Knight Rises such as freeing all prisoners in NYC, blowing out all the bridges, and destroying the subway systems. And this is considered a good idea to do because Czall is s-m-r-t. But now as for the RP....

It started off just with the pathetic loser of a villain Vennos talking to Czall and Czall stating his plan. Overhead some mechanical bird whose name I forget but is from Kamen Rider watches and Gyaos gets paranoid. Gyaos bickers for a bit, but then stops. Later on that day, me, Krazar and Goldn all do our own RPs. For me, I was continuing my now-retconned Ganmodoki plot, Krazar was having Gamera fight off several Gyaos's and Goldn was doing some JoJo stuff. Overall, we were having fun, minus the occasional dumbass comments Gyaos was making. But then Gyaos starts his RP and right away things turn to shit. So after Goldn stops his RP (as it was already over), Gyaos's villains then go to Riker's Island and then start busting out prisoners. Goro and Flare then naturally join the RP (because somebody has got to stop these guys), but then Gyaos starts bitching about Kamen Riders being used and then we got some people defending him (such as Dr and Ghetsis) and others stating that Goro and Flare should be allowed to join because as Goro pointed out, if he doesn't do anything---then it would be the opposite; it would be too easy for Gyaos to win and would feel like nothing was really earned. Goro and several others didn't use Kamen Riders to win, they used them because they like them. But no, Gyaos stated that it wasn't fair and that having heroes like the Kamen Riders show up to save the day would "ruin the tension". As for me, I got so annoyed with the argument and felt that Gyaos's RP was undeservedly overshadowing me, Krazar and Goldn's RPs, so I stopped mine for a while and then went to work to cool down. However as I got back, it then resumed.

And it was at this part it showed why Goro and Flare should have stayed. Right as Gyaos started it up again (specifically to the part the villains start blowing up a bridge), it became pretty clear that Gyaos was ripping off the Dark Knight Rises. It doesn't really help that Gyaos was posting a lot of "Big guy" memes a lot during that time. So this goes on for some more time, with Gyaos also using one of the villains (some other loser named "Elite Worker"....which for some reason makes me think he's some mutant construction worker with a name like that) to voice his complaints against Goro. You know, it honestly surprises me that Gyaos didn't get banned at all for being disrespectful towards Goro with his anti-Kamen Rider comments and insulting Goro in general. I suppose if he did get banned, let alone kicked, people would have gotten on his case about it though.

So then RP drags out some more, to the point chat kind of dies for a bit, and then Krazar joins in with Ultraman Mebius to beat up Elite Worker and Czall's forces. My favorite part was when Mebius just repairs the bridges easily, thus making Czall's forces look even more like idiots. So then Elite Worker and Ultraman Mebius fight, and Elite Worker godmods but surprisingly enough doesn't dodge much. Or at least, I don't recall him dodging. Even Tengen comes in with IguanaGoji and the two fight for a while. Eventually, I get tired and send out Gamoni, only for then for Obsidian (or as Goro and I like to call him, "Obshitian") to magically appear and then let the alien thugs win and takeover New York City. I don't think the Police, Military or Armed Forces would stand for that, but whatever.

So all of the heroes then leave because it this was a big waste of time. So then GyaosKing has New York City for a week....and does nothing with it. He just sits on it. Mind you, New York City is a pretty popular location in RP and holding up traffic is a big no-no in RP. So then Gyaos disappeared for a while and by the time he came back, it was retconned completely. Nobody cared for the loss of this plot at all. And honestly, even after hearing some of the original ideas for this takeover, I don't think it was ever worth the time. And this kids, is why you shouldn't plagirize from others in RP because it contributes poor plot-making abilities and it's just not good to do. What Goro to mock this plot sums it up pretty well:

"original plot, donut steal"

3) Detroit Takeover
Since we talked about it's sequel RP, now we can talk about the original RP. And it's just as bad, if not even worse, albeit for a different reasons. I didn't know whether to rank this or it's sequel RP above one or another, but in the end, I decided this one was worse due to it's amount of BS. It all started when Gyaos was starting up an RP in Detroit. I didn't really think much about it first as it was starting up and at the time I was more focused on wanting to RP with Krazar77 and DarthShiro19, but they both said that they didn't have enough time. So then Gyaos keeps doing his RP and the alien thugs, who first appeared at the very end of the Bionic Gyaos RP, but they didn't do anything there but Gyaos probably intended them to be some really strong brutal force. They weren't. The only members who appeared more were Vennos, a douche who you might recall me mentioning from the NYC RP and Gagggo, a dumbass, pathetic attempt of being a joke character. You know what, before I go into more detail about this; let's talk about Gagggo for a little bit, shall we? Gagggo was basically some incredibly stupid monster that was pretty much your typical GyaosKing villain (you know, a shit villain) but the biggest difference was that he was an idiot and supposedly comic relief. He first appeared attacking some city and fought some Kamen Rider used by Goro, to which Gagggo then got his ass kicked around and then he announced his ultimate attack which was "punching you in the fucking face really hard". Gagggo then got killed off in the Detroit RP and nobody cared; but apparently he must have been some important member to these alien thugs (not that that's saying anything anyways) because they made a statue of him in the NYC RP. Overall, Gagggo was a waste of space and was essentially a prototype to the TV Skeletons.

But back to the Detroit Takeover RP; so as Gyaos has his alien thugs walk in to Detroit and claim it theres; but before that can proceed, then Goro comes on and tells us that Gojiran was really depressed and was about to disable his account. The reason for that being was at the time while GarudaGoji was gone, Gojiran blamed himself for his leaving. Me, Shiro and Krazar immeadiately rushed to comfort him and told him not to leave us as not only did we feel really bad for him, but we didn't want him gone either. Soon, Gojiran decided not to disable his account and then left for the night, as he was feeling tired but was now more relieved. Shiro then left, stating that he was getting sleepy. Krazar stayed for a bit and even attempted to join the Detroit RP with Neo Baragon, but he soon had to go too and did't have time to continue. You might wonder; why am I bringing this up? Well that's because GyaosKing was the only one who didn't really react or care about the entire Gojiran ordeal. He literally just sat there and was waiting to resume the RP. He made no comments on the matter and didn't seem to care; I mean just wow, talk about a lack of empathy.

So after Gojiran's ordeal is solved, Gyaos then resumes his RP and has his guys continue to takeover Detroit. Naturally, I didn't want this to happen so I had Giant Slalom go out there and save the day. So Giant Slalom goes to Detroit and beats up some of the thugs, and then he has to fight some dreadfully unfunny comedian monster who I only had to fight for 20 minutes, but it felt like an hour given all boring it was to fight and it's painful and stupid jokes and for the fact that it took forever for him to be finally get taken down. So then Gyaos goes quiet and after beating up the stupid comedian monster, Giant Slalom then flies off, only for GyaosKing to then come back and apparently there's still more of the RP to go now. So Vennos then comes out, forcibly knocks Giant Slalom out of course just so that he could get to fight him. Giant Slalom then fights Vennos some more, only for Vennos to dodge a lot of his attacks, because this is a GyaosKing villain, of course he dodges a lot. But then Vennos starts copying Giant Slalom's attacks and powers; because he can just do that now. I find that to be a bit problematic, considering Giant Slalom is a robot and one of his powers is being able to fire rockets from a cannon out from his chest. Good luck trying to copy THAT.

But here is where we get to the most infamous and stupidest part of the RP, which is saying something. Vennos is having a hard time fighting off Giant Slalom, so then he decides that he should possess Giant Slalom by summoning some giant green tentacle in the sky. Not only is this a major asspull, considering that he was obviously not capable of doing this beforehand but this also is highly against the rules, which Gyaos should have known by then; this was entirely inexcusable. Before this could get further out of hand, Goro then came in with FoxMask and severed the green tentacle, freeing Giant Slalom (this also begs the question as to how this shit villain could even try to possess a giant robot anyways). So with both FoxMask and Giant Slalom up and about to fight Vennos, Vennos then starts insulting FoxMask calling him really lame insults like "some edgy, emo goth wannabe who hangs around at Hot Topic" and calling Giant Slalom some "tin man". Too dumb to live, I tell ya. So naturally FoxMask and Giant Slalom then beat the crap out of Vennos. But Vennos then also tells him the reason he decided to takeover Detroit to begin with. He wanted to take it over because "too boost his reputation" and "it's a shit city anyways, so nobody will mind if I take it." For some supposed alien thug whose taken over some planets, he really is stupid. First of all his reasoning is very contradictory, as he says he wants to boost his reputation but then states that he wants takeover Detroit because nobody would care.....so what? Is he trying to get people's attention or not? Either way, his reasoning makes no sense and contradicts itself because what he's basically doing is contradicting what he wants to do. Errr, anyways then FoxMask and Giant Slalom beat up Vennos.

Vennons, still being an idiot, then summons his thugs and claims that while he got beaten up, he still takes over the city because GyaosKing is a godmodder. Then Flaredragon00 comes in in with Gildefrum. Yes, even GILDEFRUM can't stand these guys. At this point, Gildefrum then mows down and kills off two of the thugs (some generic with a name and the other was Gagggo who I am glad finally bit the dust here). Gyaos then starts complaining about me, Goro and Flare trying to kill off these shit villains, but I bring up that we wouldn't have to if it weren't for the fact their godmodding and utter shit. So then Gyaos starts stalling then waits for Flare to go away in order to continue, but Flare is quick to notice and then has Gildefrum wreck the thugs some more, until Gildefrum then makes a threat towards to the alien thugs and is quite easily the best line in the entire thing:

"Let's make a deal here. We'll leave you be on the condition you never show your faces here ever again or dare try to conquer this land. If you so much as even spit on here, we will hunt you down and tear you apart limb from limb."

Cue the shit villains running. And thus, Detroit was saved from this awful takeover. *sighs* Unfortunately this would later lead to the NYC Takeover plot and we all know how THAT turned out to be. What a huge waste of everyone's time. Speaking of Gildefrum, that brings us to our next topic.

2) Gildefrum vs. AstroGodzilla Ripoff
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the RP that officially solidified GyaosKing485's reputation as a godmodder and a terrible user. Up until this, GyaosKing's reputation was.... a mixed bag at best. As you know, back then I never really liked him but at the same time, I didn't think much of him and just thought he was kind of annoying was all. I would later become Gyaos's first victim of godmodding, and then soon followed up with by Meesmoth and then Shiro and then finally he was beginning to really get on other people's nerves. However, he still had some defenders and he wasn't considered that bad by much in comparison to some other troublemakers we had then. However that all changed in early November, in where he started up what is possibly his most notorious RP ever.

I remember it all very clearly. Shortly after my Birthday, I went onto chat and hanged out with everyone in chat and was in the middle of talking to Krazar and Shiro; Ghidorahnumber1 was also there, as was DrGodzilla120, Tengen Toppa Lazengann, Jay's Soviet Wing (though he was away for most of it), Flaredragon00, ShodaiGoro and possibly more users, but I forget exactly. And of course, GyaosKing485 happened to be there as well and was talking about some ideas. Krazar soon has to go and Shiro stays for a while, but then he has to leave too. GyaosKing starts his RP and at first I don't really pay much attention to it at first, I was more busy editing my pages at the moment and reading off of some Wiki pages. It wasn't until I got an unexpected PM from Ghidorahnumber1 telling me that GyaosKing was ripping him off was until I finally noticed. It went a little something like this;

Ghidorahnumber1: This f***head is copying me.

Gallibon the Destroyer: Who? Gyaos?

Ghidorahnumber1: YEAH

Once I looked out on chat, I noticed more of the RP and yeaaaaah, it was freaking plagirism alright. It felt like watching an Asylum version of the AstroGodzilla plot. It also doesn't help that apparently GN1 did talk to Gyaos about this and called him out, but Gyaos simply ignored him. Other than me, Goro, Flare among several others then get involved and an argument then breaks out (not hard to see why either). I don't really recall much from the fight other than Dr coming in to defend GyaosKing and stated that the crystal monster was actually a Bloodborne monster. I admit that I've never played Bloodborne, but I know people who have and they said that they've never encountered a creature ever like this one before. So anyways, somehow GyaosKing was allowed to continue his RP and he kept rampaging for a while. People are just sitting, not really doing much and a few users leave, until then Flare pops into the RP with Agua Bagan at first. Agua Bagan says a few words and then leaves, but then Gildefrum comes in to deal with the beast.

And this people is where things instantly started falling apart even more. That is saying something considering what I just talked about. The problem became clear soon as the crystal monster kept dodging all of Gildefrum's attacks. Literally; before it attacked back, it would always dodge an attack. Every. Single. Attack. I wasn't even in the RP and I can only describe it as really fucking annoying and frustrating to watch. This goes on and on for about two or three hours. It honestly felt like five hours. Gildefrum unfortunately got worfed badly in this, having his legs blown off the crystal sticky bombs that the crystal monster kept spamming and he (as well as those who had to watch) were forced to listen to the crystal monster make some utterly pretentious, pseudo-intellectual, and edgy villain talk. So then finally however, after some more stupid OP bullshit, Gildefrum grows his legs back with regeneration of sorts and gets the upper hand and is about to strike again....only then for the crystal monster to suddenly run away far aways so that Gildefrum couldn't get him.

A few minutes later, a giant middle finger used by Flare then flies in and destroys the crystal monster. We don't actually know if it was destroyed or not, but given that it never appeared again, who cares? Anyways, after that shitshow of an RP was done. I talked to Flare in PM about it and how bad I felt for her and Gildefrum. Flare says that the RP was a "disaster" and then left for a week. At this point only me and Goro were the only ones on (well other than Gyaos himself.) GyaosKing however thinks he didn't do anything wrong and said he did good, to which me and Goro then got on him and started to interrogating him, as we both were highly convinced that he was a Ceoxal sockpuppet. Ultimately, he turned out not to be, but that's not saying much given that there are a lot of morons like Ceoxal.

Overall, this RP did not go well with everyone else and pretty much solidified people's opinion on GyaosKing485. It's not helping matters he would commit all sorts of terrible RPs as seen listed here, hence why this has been placed so high. However, this is still one more GyaosKing RP out there that is ever worse....and that is....

1) Minigun Amazon
Lo and behold, the worst GyaosKing485 RP, which is no easy feat. The RP started out with some generic evil base for some plot that Gyaos presumably had going on at the---oh no wait, this was the first time said evil base appeared. Well then, it was probably owned by some villains that he had at theoh no wait, it was never shown who or what owned the place, it was just suddenly up and running with no one around to run it. So anyways, I was going to pass on the RP, feeling that it would have boring but I did end up joining...sort of. I'll explain soon. Anyways so Tengen Toppaz Lazengann joins in on this and uses Kamen Rider Amazon Omega to come in and utterly wreck the base. Which he does. It was really damn easy too. But Gyaos being Gyaos didn't like losing so he then sent out some deadly traps ripped out straight from Indiana Jones (how did a giant boulder even fit or belong in this secret base like this with all the high-tech?) and this goes on for what feels like hours but it was only 20 minutes. GyaosKing also tried stalling a lot such as talking about some ideas out of nowhere and waiting for Tengen to be away, meanwhile my character was outside trying to find a way in, however my lag was majorly killing me and trying to prevent me from joining chat at all. What's odd about this however at that this was the only time during that month in where my wi-fi crapped out....was my laptop trying to save me from this RP?

Back with Tengen, so then Kamen Rider Amazon Omega then busts free out of the walls that were trying to crush him and then he entered some secret part of the base which then made some clones (sort of, they were holographic and couldn't fight back according to Tengen) out of Kamen Rider Amazon Omega simply by scanning him. The first one came out and spoke in some stereotypical Hick accent and was then swiftly defeated before he could even do anything more. Then the second one came out....and he has a minigun for a head.

WE HAVE REACHED A MEME FOLKS! THIS IS ABOUT AS STUPID AS IT GETS!

However, before he could fight back and do anything, he then was also slain by Kamen Rider Amazon Omega in seconds. And that's basically where the RP ended, as Gyaos said he had to go and Tengen pulled out of the RP, saying that he did not want to have his char stuck in THIS. So Gyaos ended up just retconning it and left...for about 10 minutes anyways. Goro had a field day with this one. I mean, wow that was pointless.

Do I really need to say how stupid this one is. This was like "Get out or I'll f*** you" levels of dumb, only somehow even dumber.

So in conclusion, this has been the Top 20 WORST GyaosKing485 RPs list and I hope yall enjoyed. If not, NO REFUNDS! jk jk

This has been Gallibon the Destroyer, over and out.