User blog:StayPuftMarshmellowMan/Top 10 Ridiculous Horror Movie Monsters (not in an order)

10# Rubber Literally a car tire that blows things up.

9# Teeth

Vagina dentata... No comment.

8# The Stuff

A monster that disguises itself as yoghurt.

7# Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation Not Star Trek, anyways Leatherface is a cross dresser now.

6# The Manitou

A baby growing inside a tumor that turns out to be an old Native American shaman reincarnated and out for revenge on the white man. Yeah.

5# Gingerdead Man Well it ain't the Pillsbury fucking Doughboy.

4# Dreamcatcher Based off a Stephen King book, anyways there are these creatures called the "Ass Weasels" that like to grow out of your butt that are kinda similar to the Xenomorphs

3# Jack Frost

A serial killer gets mixed with the snow and chemicals and goes round on a killing spree as a snowman, not the Michael Keaton movie.

2# Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Made under a budget of less then $100,000, tomatoes want revenge on humanity.... Yep.

1# Leprechaun

Leprechaun wants his gold and he's fine with molesting Jennifer Aniston to get it and for that he gets thrown down a well and gets BLOWN THE FUCK UP, would later go on to have six sequels and a remake made last year