User blog:Gojiratheking/Leaked alternate ending of star wars

Stormtrooper < (We have A report of some stolen droids and uh... We think these might be it?)Stormtrooper < (Excuse me excuse me you want to come over here please, How long have you had these droids?)Luke < (About three or four seasons)Ben < (They're up for sell if you want them.)Stormtrooper < (Let me see your identification)Ben < (You don't need to see his identification.)Stormtrooper < (Let me see his identification.)Ben < (You don't need to see his identification.)Stormtrooper < (We need to see his identification by imperial law 0405f.)Ben < (These aren't the droids you're looking for.)Stormtrooper < (These are the droids we're looking for.)Ben < (He can go about his business.)Stormtrooper < (excuse, excuse me, Uhh... If I go over to him and ask for his identification, I need his identification.)Ben < (Move along.)Stormtrooper < (Let me see your identification.)Ben < (You don't need to see his identification.)Ben < (These aren't the droids you're looking for.)Stormtrooper < (These are the droids we're looking for.)Luke < (I want to learn the ways of the force and become A jedi like my fathe-)Stormtrooper < (Shut your mouth, Am I talking to you?)Ben < (He can go about his business)Stormtrooper < (Now if you move again I'm going to shoot you.)Ben < (Move along.)Stormtrooper < (Okay well, Now what I'm going to do now sir, place ya under imperial arrest.)Luke < (NOO!!!!)DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS