User blog:Gallibon the Destroyer/The Top 20 WORST GyaosKing485 RPs (Part 1)

Greetings everyone, it is I, Gallibon the Destroyer and today will be looking at a very special rant that I've been looking forward to making for sometime now. Now, as you all now, GyaosKing485 was one of our most notorious and infuriating users that we've ever had here and is often considered one of the worst, if not THE worst user here. As such, GyaosKing485 has become an acceptable target around these parts and has been subject to much parodying and ranting, and he's been banned for good a while ago (although he tried to come back and continue with his sockpuppet account, Godzillaz21, but he's gone now too). I am aware that GyaosKing is pretty much old news now and this comes off as more or less beating a dead horse, but this is different. Today, I've decided to write down a list and rank what are the worst RPs from the notorious scrub himself to show as to why he was so bad and to show others essentially "how not to do RP" or "how not to do villains in RP".

Originally this was going to be a list on worst RPs of 2017, but then I realized most (if not all) were GyaosKing RPs, so I figured why not just make one on him then? The same can be said for worst jokes too, but I won't be talking about that today (if anything that COULD make it's own list but I'm not particularly interested). So without further ado, let's look at all of the worst GyaosKing485 RPs and see as to why were all glad we don't have to deal with him anymore and why you be better off hanging around an actual Gyaos.

20) Gyaos Distracts Himself
Somehow GyaosKing was able to botch one of his own RPs before he even got to properly start it. The title pretty much describes itself there, but to elaborate; GyaosKing was starting up his RP and then kept going into description about the Sun and how it was out and how hot it is (no shit) and then started to complain how how it was and then abruptly left. I mean wow. Never rely on this guy to start up your RPs. Now, the reason this one ranks so low is because technically it wasn't even an RP, but it still counts due to the fact it shows "How Not To Start Your RP"....especially in case others want to join it (but being a GyaosKing RP, like anybody would want to join anyways.) Originally I was going to put M.O.T.H's debut or S.I.N's debut, but I hardly remember anything about them other than they were all talk, which is pretty much the norm for the usual GyaosKing villains.

19) Robots Watching TV on Zanon's Ship
This one is more weird than aggravating but it still warrants a mention on here due to its.....utter bizarre content. To elaborate; during the lackluster Zanon plot in 2016, Zanon had some army of human-sized robots simply known as "robots" who acted as his servants. Overall, their nothing to write home about and wouldn't be on this list if it weren't for this one RP that deserves mentioning. During one night in October or November 2016; GyaosKing entered chat and immeadiately started to do a solo RP about Zanon's robots watching TV. What they were watching was some low-quality Garfield knockoff in where the characters had some strange names like "Gadflalalalalaaaaaaaaqwarnus" or basically words that looked more like typing at random keys. And all they do is say random words and sentences. There is no jokes or anything; it's just a bunch of random gibberish being spoken of. So after ten minutes of this, the RP then ends with the robots turning off the TV and then GyaosKing then leaves and didn't come on for the rest of the night or next day. Definitely a huge BLAM if there ever was one. It's almost like it was a glitch in the RPVerse and just wasn't supposed to exist. Overall; there's not really much else to say other than it's just so....odd.

18) Underground Battle of the Meesterian Dome
A collaboration RP between GyaosKing and Meesmoth....hoo boy, this sounds fun now, don't it? Now this one I didn't get to see much of, due to being away most of the time. However from what I did see, it was pretty confusing and odd to say the least. Zanon's forces and the Meesterians were fighting each other because Zanon is a dick. No seriously; Zanon started the whole war between his forces and Meesterians by himself because he decided to attack the Meesterian forces for no reason. So it's kind of his fault for getting himself into this mess to begin with. But anyways; Zanon sends out Shadorah and the Meesterians send out some tunneling device (who I forget if it was a robot or just some regular giant drilling machine) and the two just dig and dig and dig just so that the dome isn't destroyed and fight underground. Confused yet? Anyways, this RP went on for two weeks (though Meesmoth was absent for 5 days) and then GyaosKing rage-quitted because he wasn't winning. Even Meesmoth found his fit to be immature, ha ha.

17) Derailing with Todd Howard
This one is actually a joke RP and while I am not sure if they would normally count (due to being just jokes) but this one he somehow managed to screw up just by being there and inserting some dreadfully annoying joke that nobody found funny. Before we being, I'd like to explain some backstory (what little there is anyways); GyaosKing started making a lot of Todd Howard jokes and rants, stating that he really hated Todd Howard and openly enjoyed making fun of him....and expected us to just know who he was and laugh. Needless to say; he alienated everyone with this joke due to the fact NOBODY WHO HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. It's pretty bad when we have to explained who is Todd Howard (from somebody else for that matter). Frankly, his reasons for hating Todd Howard were shallow and petty, but I also might think he stole his opinions from other people like he usually did. Rampant hatred aside, the jokes themselves were piss poor unfunny and more annoying if anything but then icing on the cake was when GyaosKing decided to actually use him and derail a joke RP of mine in where he godmodded and wouldn't let the joke RP end when I wanted it too, and only wanted it to end by his own accord, which naturally I undid.

If I might also add; it's not very wise to me to bash both the creator of Elder Scrolls AND to bash the series itself for stupid and inane reasons to get some jokes when a good majority of users on the site are fans of the series. Then again, this is Gyaos were talking about here; who thought that a Charizard can take down Dovaahkin. But the worst is still yet to come....

16) Generic As Hell Ghidorah
This RP was one that most people oddly enough don't seem to recall much or talk about when discussing GyaosKing's stupid RPs, but I remember it....unfortunately. Well, as much as I can remember it anyways. This one however didn't start off as a GyaosKing RP but actually a Goro and Gojiran RP in where FoxMask was trying to teach/mentor a new Rider known as Kamen Rider Phantom and showed him around in some places in Japan. Unfortunately then, GyaosKing then tried shoehorning his Ghidorah (who he never named btw) into his RP and had it attack our two heroes. Right as the Ghidorah showed up I knew right away that things were going to go to shit. Right away, the generic Ghidorah proved to be very forgettable and unspectacular as it was OP as fuck and kept dodging FoxMask's and Kamen Rider Phantom's attacks; much to Gojiran and Goro's annoyance. So unsurprisinly, Kamen Rider Phantom then had enough of this boring beast and tried slicing it, but then Gyaos started whining that he was being OP and kept dodging his attacks....clearly Gyaos doesn't watch his own RPs. Anyways so an argument broke out, yadda yadda yadda and Gyaos pretty much lost and the RP was retconned. It was so bad that Gojiran almost scrapped Kamen Rider Phantom, but thankfully I managed to help and gave him not one but two proper opponent for his intro RPs (Vacuum Goliath and Basketive). That could also be the reason everybody forgot this RP even existed because most people are more familiar with my two monsters that I sent out. And to think that GyaosKing intended for this generic as hell Ghidorah to become a recurring character.

You might have noticed that I haven't talked much about this generic Ghidorah here. That's because it was so uninspiring and forgettable that it's not even worth mentioning or going into much detail about. But anyways, let's move onto the next one.

15) Ignoring Max Steel
Another RP I wasn't around for, but this one suggested to me by a friend of mine (MechaZero101) who sadly I had to go through this one. Basically from what I hear; MechaZero101 was at the time really wanted to use and introduce Max Steel and for this RP; he had to fight one of GyaosKing's generic demon edgelord. Or at least, in theory anyways. However GyaosKing just ignored him throughout the whole thing and just did his thing before then leaving. Needless to say; it was so bad that Zero decided not to introduce Max Steel for a while. That's pretty bad I gotta say. This isn't the only case of GyaosKing ignoring others (such as when DarthShiro19 initially had SharkMask attack one of his villain's bases or when me and ShodaiGoro fought off his generic Thing-ripoff), but this one is easily the worst case of it.

14) "Let's Kidnap Gomora"
And here we get more of Gyaos! Zanon's dickery where here he decides to kidnap Gomora for the purpose of creating a super strong monster by getting DNA from other monsters. So what's his plan to get Gomora? Well he sends out Shadorah (again) and Nidhoggr (some giant komodo dragon/cyborg thing) who lure in Gomora by attacking him. But then Saramandora then appears and one of Goro's Kamen Riders show up and start beating the pulp out of the two kidnapper kaiju. However then Zanon and his crew extracted some of Gomora's DNA anyways with something, I forget what, and then Shadorah runs off' leaving Nidhoggr to deal with the three heroes....and then proceeds to kill himself and explode as he's losing the battle in an attempt to kill all three heroes. It didn't work. And then Gyaos tried to pass it off as it was supposed to be "tragic" but that's not really tragic as so much as an obvious godmodding loophole. it probably doesn't help either that this RP was done a day after the Gildefrum vs. AstroGodzilla ripoff RP. God, this RP was so dumb....

13) Trapping FoxMask
Because you know, trying to keep a famous and well-liked hero as prisoner worked so well the first time you did it. But anyways; this RP was basically some Dark Souls-ripoff in where some nameless mercenary comes and tries to kill FoxMask, only then to fail at that and then tell him that there is actually a place that he knows to....stop some other mercenaries? I honestly kind of forgot about the details of this one; but then again I don't think GyaosKing remembers it either, considering he just left it hanging for weeks. But back to the RP; basically FoxMask arrives on some island and meets some other nameless mercenaries and the first guy he has to fight is some random guy who shouts IN ALL CAPS. This went on for like two months or three of being paused, which was much to Goro's discontent, due to him wanting to do his own plot with FoxMask wanting to move on, but GyaosKing refused to budge with it. Not helping matters that he didn't respond at all to Goro's messages and just carried on with doing other RPs and acted as if the plot never happened. Needless to say, it was then soon retconned due to it simply not being worth FoxMask's and Goro's time.

12) My First RP With GyaosKing
Hoo boy....and now here is where I tell the story of my very first experience with GyaosKing485 in RP. Now, at this point in time, which was back in August to mid-October, I didn't think much of GyaosKing485 and just saw him as a strange new user and that was it. In fact, I thought he was just some new user from Gojipedia who came just to visit here and would leave, like the usual "hi and bye" type users we got here. And even when he did stay, I simply paid no mind to him. That all changed during late October in where I had the misfortune of RPing with him for the first time. To sum it up; GyaosKing sent some crystal monster (later to be revealed as Necrozma) who began attacking and destroying most of San Diego in a few small posts. Then I sent out Coyote Tango who at this point was used by me for a bit until Lord Vehk's return and Death Battle Godzilla, who this was initially supposed to be his debut. But then the worst came; Gyaos started RPing. The fight went on for an hour, but for me it felt like four hours. I can easily sum up all of GyaosKing's attacks for Necrozma as nothing else but *The attack is dodged* spammed repeatedly, shooting out some sticky bomb crystal seeds onto my chars with no way to remove them, and regeneration constantly due to the moon's rays making him strong (the fuck?). Meanwhile both DBGoji and Coyote Tango even teamed up and PINNED HIM TO THE GROUND and opened fire, and still the attack was dodged...somehow. So after an hour of this, I then decided to pull out of the RP and just walked out, as my work there was pointless. And it was.

So after then GyaosKing485 reveals that the crystal monster was Necrozma, ShodaiGoro then comes in and says that Gyaos shouldn't have used him, due to the game not being out yet that featured him. So in other words, Gyaos broke one of the main rules on characters as well. GyaosKing then said that it was fine as he would barely use the character; thus meaning the entire RP was pointless. And he truly never did use Necrozma again, even when he did come back as Godzillaz21 for a bit, only then to get banned again and this time for good. Necrozma is now used by DarthShiro19 and is a vastly superior usage on the character.

11) SANESSS vs. Doomguy
Another joke RP that GyaosKing derailed and this one manages to be even worse, which is quite a feat. This one I also wasn't present for, but this one is quite notable in for the fact this is the joke RP that got GyaosKing banned. And for good reason. So basically, as Zero is doing some joke RP stuff with SANESSS along with Ty-Dawg, GyaosKing then barges in with Doomguy and then starts destroying everything and insulting Zero, Undertale and good taste in general. The very last thing he then does in response to criticism is by posting an image that said to kill yourself to Zero and others on chat. So then he was permabanned. You would think that this being the thing to got him banned would be the worst thing on the list but nooooo, we've only just reached the bottom now...

Anywho, that is all for now. Tune in for part 2 for more!