Gaggriff

"HoLy CrAp, LoIs!!"

- Gaggriff being unfunny Gaggriff the Eliminator is an eldritch abomination on Earth that was locked at the very base of Parnebann until two Skucks opened Pandora's Box, and doomed us all.

PeRsOnAlItY
Gaggriff is a sociopathic creep who thinks he can get away with anything as long as it's funny, he's a hideous exemplary of why shock humor isn't always funny, he believes that as long as he is being funny, everything is fair game, which shows that either he A) is incredibly stupid, or B) is smart enough to figure a way to mask his hideous acts, this masquerade shows him as a sadistic monster who reviles any act that doesn't benefit him, and who uses his nonexistant charisma as a method to conquer

BaCkStOrY
Gaggriff was born in the depths of Nibiru, the Planet of Destruction, after a spaceship crashed on an alien orphanage, fusing the invaders with the natives into this abomination that is the equivalent of a mild-mannered, middle-aged man with a serial killer's tendencies, upon being born and a few days of mischief and debauchery, Inspector Cypher realized the Universe had created a mistake, and quickly aprehended him into Parnebann, where he'd forever remain locked...until recently.

DeBuT: vErNoNn ReTuRnS! a L.o.S.e.R, AnD pRoUd!
Trashire realized that for his dream team to succeed, he required a genuinely dangerous member, so he realized...he was going to unleash Pandora's Box, lift Gaggriff from his eternal imprisonment, and bring him to the new world, Gaggriff, not knowing better, simply obliged, thinking he would be able of making a new life for himself.

PoWeRs AnD aBiLiTiEs

 * Annoyance Inducement: By merely speaking, he's capable of driving people into beast-like anger or suicide, he's THAT annoying.
 * Transition Scenes: Gaggriff will, at times, randomly reminisce on a made up fantasy, which will play out, involving anyone nearby him, the damage isn't translated into the real world, and therefore only exists to annoy people.
 * Punching You in The Face: But really, really hard.

WeAkNeSeS aNd FlAwS

 * Idiocy: This guy's lack of common sense is laughable to the point it's a miracle he hasn't drowned in his own drool.
 * Low Stamina: LOOK AT HIM, DO YOU THINK HE CAN EVEN RUN!?

TrIvIa

 * Why
 * No, seriously, why
 * If you couldn't tell, Gaggriff is based on the widely memetic Family Guy protagonist Peter Griffin, as well as another iconic blunder of RPG, Gagggo, a pointless, unfunny, annoying side-villain created by our favourite user, GyaosKing himself.
 * He also parodies the annoying "random-access" humor Family Guy has been reduced to nowadays, and forced, stale memes without humor and all dark nature.
 * He serves life sentence for crimes so vile and unspeakable I cannot write them in this page.
 * Spell "Mississippi" for a free Iphone.